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Get a little naughty this Christmas with these adult advent calendars

Oh come all ye faithful…

By Emma Allcock

Content Producer / November 28 2023

Are you on the naughty list? We thought so. Lucky for you, you get more than a lump of coal this year, because being naughty pays in the adult advent calendar world. Our selection of raunchy, fun-filled advent calendars have made counting down the days to Christmas just a little bit spicier.

Unlike the sweet chocolatey filled advents, or even the stunning beauty filled ones, these sex-toy-filled (we’re talking toys, lube and even a bit of BDSM) adult advent calendars are strictly 18+. So, let’s take Christmas to the bedroom and give the (pre-emptive) gift of fun this Christmas, because try as you might, you can't gift wrap yourself.

Love Honey Rose Sex Toy Advent Calendar

Ah the iconic best-selling Lovehoney Rose clit stimulator, the pièce de résistance in this fun-filled calendar. It’s amongst fantastic company in this 12 piece Christmas countdown collection. Behind each new door is a surprise waiting to take your breath away. The festive spicy-red calendar will set you back $157.45 but it’ll be worth it because these gifts will bring you plenty of seasonal-themed pleasure…

Love Honey x Womanizer Sex Toy Advent Calendar

December is shaping up to be the most pleasure-filled month… With this 24 doored advent calendar you’re going to want to catch it on sale (currently on sale at Lovehoney for $229.95 at 71 per cent off!) because this enticingly exciting calendar at full price would set you back a whopping $813.95. Is the Womanizer Classic 2 worth the price tag? We’ll let you be the judge of that…

Lovehoney Dream Wand Sex Toy Advent Calendar

The ramp-up to Christmas truly can be a stressful time, so why not treat yourself (and your partner) to a new ‘stress reliever’? Lovehoney has waved their magic wand with this 12-day advent calendar ($157.45 at Lovehoney), packed with an array of sexy surprises sure to take your breath away. But first, wind down with a sensual massage and ease in with some sensory play, before letting the magic happen.

Wild Secrets Adventure 24 Piece Advent Calendar

A 24 day advent calendar full of mistletoe-curlers, this is the perfect advent for couples play. Giving you and your partner-in-crime games, accessories, lubes and oils, you never know which door will give you a vibrating surprise. Get it discreetly delivered to your door for $249.99 (from Wild Secrets).

Ann Summers 12 Nights of Exhilaration Advent Calendar

Ann Summers’ 12 night advent calendar (available for $475 at Ann Summers) just looks like it’s going to be stuffed with exotic exhilaration. Behind each door you’ll find new toys and games to enjoy that are bound to send a shiver up your spine. And we’re sure that unlike Santa these toys will have you coming more than once a year…

Main Image Credit: @xtina

Got your mind in the gutter and your heart in the present giving spirit? These sex toys make great gifts…

Emma Allcock

Emma Allcock began her career in the world of fashion and beauty in 2015, interning for various PR fashion houses. Naturally her love for style soon extended to beauty, and Emma landed firmly in the beauty and wellness world thanks to an internship-turned-role at local Australian fragrance brand Maison Blanche. One thing that remained consistent whether unpacking accessories or creating social content? Her commitment to an always-perfect manicure. Luckily, she’s since turned her talents to helping her readers achieve the same, writing about all things beauty and wellness. Emma is now a Content Producer for BEAUTYcrew, with her words and recommendations also appearing across Girlfriend and beautyheaven. Emma loves the process of diving deep into the world of testing (and writing) about everything from haircare to fragrance. When she’s not slathering her skin in something new, she’s going for an early morning stroll to catch a stunning sunrise (coffee in hand, of course), because life’s all about that wellness balance after all.